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On average a human will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.

I can’t stop laughing at this.

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Today I was babysitting a little girl who asked me what an STD was. Not knowing what to say I told her it stood for Sparkly Turquiose Dress. She then told me to draw one for her, so I made a picture of the dress and gave it to her. When her parents arrived the girl shouted “Mommy,mommy. Alex gave me an STD.” I look forward to babysitting her again.MLIA.

I just died laughing.

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hello-therelove:

EXACTLY

how’d they know my left hand was on my face x__x

I just looked around to make sure no one was watching me… I am so paranoid

not again. goshdangit.

pretty sure they know it’s your left hand because if you have a mouse it’s almost always on the right, so your left hand is free.

my left hand was on my face though and i have a laptop with a touchpad.

SO IDGI.

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